Nikki Glaser’s Hilarious Takes on Beauty Fads & Plastic Surgery!
Nikki Glaser is not just a comedian; she’s a fashionista who knows how to make a statement! With a knack for turning heads, Nikki slays the stage—both with her punchlines and her stunning outfits.
As the dynamic host of the upcoming 2025 Golden Globes on January 5, the 40-year-old star is renowned for her eye-catching mini dresses, towering platform heels, and dazzling ensembles that add a dash of glam to her stand-up routines.
At the Golden Globes Red Carpet Rollout on January 2 in Beverly Hills, she turned heads in a custom Off-White suit that boasted a unique crinkled design. Underneath, she rocked a chic black top with a daring cutout and a glitzy enclosure that took her look to a whole new level.
But Nikki doesn’t stop at just looking fabulous; she’s unapologetically candid about the beauty and fashion world in her comedy. From joking about her desire for an eyebrow lift to exploring the pressure women face to look flawless at all times, she never fails to crack us up.
Keep reading for a roundup of Nikki’s best jabs at the beauty and fashion scene:
Plastic Surgery
In her hilarious May 2024 special, Someday You’ll Die, Nikki quipped, “I’m gonna use the money from tonight [and] I’m gonna get a brow lift. Every time I’m stressed out, I’m like, ‘Oh my God, snatched!’ I’ve never felt worse but I’ve never looked better.”
Wardrobe Malfunctions
Who could forget Nikki’s unforgettable moment on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon? As she greeted Jimmy, she accidentally popped the top off her hot pink sparkly blazer. “My dress just unpopped!” she exclaimed, quickly covering up. “That was humiliating, let’s keep going,” she said, brushing it off with laughter.
Later, Nikki took to Instagram to poke fun at her wardrobe mishap, saying, “Nippy Glaser flashed everyone on the show, including my friends who were watching on the other side of my computer. I’m 💀.”
Wearing Makeup
“Without makeup, I look way different. I never get recognized. The other day, I was actually recognized without makeup and I got offended,” she joked during her Max special. “F— you. You think Nikki Glaser looks like this?”
At a Hollywood Reporter event in December 2024, she humorously addressed the time it takes for women to glam up: “Did everyone start getting ready while it was still dark outside? I think this speech I’m giving right now probably could have been 20 percent better had I not spent most of yesterday getting ready just to feel presentable enough to read it.”
Looking Hot
Nikki shared a riotous story about how differently she’s treated when she’s dolled up, recalling a time at Trader Joe’s where a flirty cashier offered her free groceries just because she looked “hot.”
Messy Updos
While performing standup in June 2023, she quipped, “The only safe style for a woman now is when you wear your hair up in a high ponytail. Don’t you dare take that from us.” She also hilariously noted that men have “stolen” this fun style from women, as she can’t wear her hair in an updo without it becoming a “man bun.”
Rewearing Clothes
Nikki made waves in Florida wearing a vibrant floral one-shoulder minidress. “I recycled an @fboyisland dress for you, then I showed up to the show and you all had stylish black blazers and bootcut jeans. I got had!” she posted on Instagram, showcasing her unique sense of humor.
