Nikki Glaser Takes a Hilarious Jab at Hollywood’s Surgery Craze!

Last night, the spotlight was sizzling, and not just because of the star-studded attendees! Nikki Glaser brought the house down at the 2025 Golden Globes with a series of mic drop moments that had everyone buzzing—both on the red carpet and the stage!

Before stepping into her role as the evening’s host, Glaser shimmered in a breathtaking gold silk satin Prabal Gurung gown complete with a dramatic overskirt and a chic rosette accent at the hip. But that was just the beginning—she dazzled the audience with over ten outfit changes throughout the event, showcasing a fabulous array of sequined column gowns and daring low-cut designs!

Her sartorial choices were as memorable as her sharp wit! Glaser delivered a blend of sass and humor, making the A-list crowd roar with laughter. She tackled everything from cheeky jokes about Ben Affleck‘s escapades to playful jabs at Harrison Ford, and even managed to make Glen Powell blush!

And let’s not forget her fearless roast of Hollywood’s obsession with plastic surgery! Glaser addressed the audience with a cheeky, “I love where you put your cheekbones,” prompting a huge wave of laughter in return.

With a wink, she added, “I too drink a lot of water. I don’t judge. I do it now too,” before quipping, “I love how meditating removes your eyelids—really convenient!” All in good fun, of course, while referencing the popular blepharoplasty procedure.

Glaser, not only hosting the ceremony but also a nominee for best performance in a stand-up comedy special for her Max show, Nikki Glaser: Someday You’ll Die, truly owned the night!

Kicking off Golden Globes week, Glaser showed off her bold fashion sense at the pre-event ceremony on January 2nd. She rocked a custom Off-White ensemble, pairing a boxy blazer and wide-fit metallic pants with a plunging black bodysuit. Smoky eye makeup and tousled beach waves completed her edgy look!

In a recent interview, Glaser, who shot to fame after her hilarious takedown of NFL star Tom Brady on Netflix, expressed her desire for everyone to enjoy the night, saying, “I’m not out for blood. I want everyone to have a good time.”

“I’m really in service of the people being honored,” she shared, promising to keep the atmosphere light and fun amidst the glamour of the event.

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As the host of the CW’s dating series, FBoy Island, Glaser is set to not only celebrate but also lightly roast the nominees throughout the evening.

“I want Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, or Nicole Kidman to feel safe with me,” she teased.

“With Wicked and the press tour, everything’s fair game. It’s all about making it accessible—and keeping it funny,” Glaser added.

The musical drama Emilia Pérez, featuring stars like Karla Sofía Gascón, Zoe Saldaña, and Selena Gomez, is also not safe from Glaser’s humor. She quipped, “Emilia Pérez is the most nominated film that no one’s ever heard of!”

However, one hot topic off-limits for jokes? The legal drama involving Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni.

“I think the Blake Lively–Justin Baldoni thing is too sensitive right now. Just mentioning it could put me on the wrong side of things,” Glaser explained, emphasizing her desire to avoid controversy.

“I also don’t want to give him any more attention—I’m mad I even know his name,” she concluded with a laugh.

Catch all the live coverage of the 82nd annual Golden Globes, streaming from The Beverly Hilton in Los Angeles on CBS and Paramount+!