Nikki Glaser’s Hilarious Takes on Beauty, Fashion, and Plastic Surgery!

Nikki Glaser is a force of nature on stage, effortlessly charming audiences with her razor-sharp humor and standout fashion choices.

As she steps into the spotlight to host the 2025 Golden Globes on Sunday, January 5, this 40-year-old comedian is set to dazzle not just with her comedic prowess but also with her bold wardrobe that often includes mini dresses, platform heels, and dazzling outfits.

At the Golden Globes Red Carpet Rollout on January 2 in Beverly Hills, Glaser turned heads in a stunning custom Off-White suit that boasted a unique crinkled design. Underneath, she rocked a sleek black top with a daring cutout and a sparkling enclosure that reflected her vibrant personality.

But it’s not just her chic looks that make Glaser a crowd favorite—it’s her candid take on the beauty and fashion world that truly resonates. Whether she’s joking about the desire for an eyebrow lift or poking fun at the constant pressure to wear makeup, her comedic genius never fails to bring a smile to our faces.

Check out some of Glaser’s most hilarious takes on the beauty and fashion scene:

Plastic Surgery Laughs

In her comedy special with Max, Someday You’ll Die, Glaser joked, “I’m gonna use the money from tonight [and] I’m gonna get a brow lift. I know I want this because every time I’m stressed out, I’m like, ‘Oh my God, snatched,’” pulling back her face for emphasis. “I’ve never felt worse, but I’ve never looked better!”

Wardrobe Fails

Even the best have their moments! While on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon in May 2021, Glaser had a wardrobe malfunction that left her in stitches. “My dress just unpopped!” she exclaimed while trying to cover up. “That was humiliating, let’s keep going,” she quipped, brushing it off like a pro.

Following the incident, Glaser took to Instagram to humorously reflect on her wardrobe mishap, saying, “Nippy Glaser flashed everyone on the show and also my friends who were watching on the other side of my computer. I’m 💀.”

Makeup Real Talk

“Without makeup, I look way different. I never get recognized,” she confessed during her Max special. “The other day, I was actually recognized without makeup and I got offended,” she laughed. “F— you. You think Nikki Glaser looks like this?”

During her speech at the Hollywood Reporter’s annual Women in Entertainment event in December 2024, she humorously addressed the struggle of getting ready for a big event: “Did everyone start getting ready while it was still dark outside? I think this speech could have been 20 percent better had I not spent most of yesterday getting ready just to feel presentable enough to read it.”

“It’s hard to write a speech on the same day you have to get a spray tan, do a fitting, get your nails done and bleach your a——,” she continued, eliciting laughter. “Let’s just remember that this is the part of our job that men don’t really have to do,” she added, sharing a knowing laugh with the audience.

All About That Glam

In her Someday You’ll Die special, Glaser cheekily noted how she’s treated differently when she’s all glammed up, recounting a comical encounter where she snagged free groceries at Trader Joe’s thanks to a flirty cashier when she looked “hot.”

The Hair Dilemma

“The only safe style for a woman now is when you wear your hair up in a high ponytail,” Glaser quipped during her June 2023 stand-up. “Don’t you dare take that from us!” She humorously pointed out that men have taken over buns, making it impossible for her to wear her hair up without it being labeled a “man bun.”

“You guys have stolen the most fun, easy style from us. I can’t wear my hair in a bun!” she exclaimed, shaking her head in mock dismay.

Fashion Recycling

Glaser was a vision in a vibrant floral one-shoulder minidress during a performance in Florida in January 2024. “I recycled an @fboyisland dress for you and then I showed up to the show and you all had stylish black blazers and bootcut jeans. I got had!” she joked in an Instagram post.